Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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