- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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