- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.