Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

so today i took a poop. hehe

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

The chicken crossed the road.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

alert('The Game')

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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