Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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