How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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