Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What stops a train? A missile

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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