- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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G:nock nock B:come in!

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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