- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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