- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

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