- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Dwight Howard

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A black man walks out of a police station

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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