- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

penis. nuff said.

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