- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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