violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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