How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What did the man with no head say to the women?

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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