Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

scraggle is in you pillow case

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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