Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Guess what What

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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