- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

whats brown and sticky a stick

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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