- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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