what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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i committed murder

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Anti Joke

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