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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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