What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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hi jonny

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