- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Female rights.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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