- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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