- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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