- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

batman has diarrhea

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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