My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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