- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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