- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

I am a mime

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

I am quite mature.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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