Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

how man

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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