the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Potassium? K.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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