Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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