- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

speak now or forever hold your pee

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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