- Anti Joke

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What hurts like hell? HELL

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

A baby seal walks into a club.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.