Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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An man walks to a bra

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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