- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

YOU

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

I? Everett

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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