Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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