- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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