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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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