- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

the economy.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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