- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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