Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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men's rights activists

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Knock Knock Who's there

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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