There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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