A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

I'm Coming

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

I have an idea! You leave.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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