Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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the WNBA.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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One time i was sitting down

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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