- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A woman wears a dress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.