Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A van drives into a car.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Poop

Error 37.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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