- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Feminism.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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