- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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