- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Take wrong turns

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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