A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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