How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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