- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Golf.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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