A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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