What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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