I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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