Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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