- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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