- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

dat shoe shine tho

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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