- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

I have cancer. And you're next.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

tea with milk?

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