- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Title IX

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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