What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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american idol

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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