- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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