- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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