Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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