What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Obama

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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