- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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