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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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