How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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