- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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