- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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