- Anti Joke

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?