Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Anti Joke

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