What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Yo Mama just died.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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