A house comes around the corner.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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