- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Women can vote? WTF

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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