- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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