What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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