- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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