- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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