What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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