What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why? Why not?

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

no.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

like this or you will die at some point in your life

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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