- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

im @ work, LOL.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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