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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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