- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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