Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

jews

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A man died.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

civil rights

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

My jeans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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