- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

A miserable man committed suicide.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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