- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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