how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Badabing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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