Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Equal rights!

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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