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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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