Golf.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Jordan is pregant

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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Hail Hitler

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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