Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

haha black people :D

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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