- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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