- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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