How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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