- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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