- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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