- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Read a Book.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

will you like this joke my sources say no

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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