How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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