- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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