Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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