- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

woman's rights

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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