- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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