- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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