- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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