What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Whats two plus two Four!

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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