What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

haha black people :D

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

A cat playing laser tag.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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