- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

knock knock... ...no answer

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

whats white jizz

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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