roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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