The chickens have become self-aware!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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