- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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