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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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