- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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