- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

what is yellow and burns? -a fire

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

You know whats annoying? Steve

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what looks like a banana? a penis

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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