There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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