When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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