- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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