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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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womens rights.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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