- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Men's rights

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Weaner

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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