What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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