- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

A guy at a baseball game....

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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