What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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