Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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