How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Dumb

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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