- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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