- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A dog was barking at a tree

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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