What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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