- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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