- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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