- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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