An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Dwarf Shortage

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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