What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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Potassium? K.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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your mom.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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