A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Yellow People !!

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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