Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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