- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

360 NO SCOPE

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

autistic kids rock

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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