- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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