why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Half life 3 confirmed

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Your mother is so fat.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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