What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

9/11 my birthday

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

13 =B you just learned something

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

i'm hard

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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