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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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