There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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this website is a bad joke

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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