There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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quantum physics?

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Women.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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