- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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