- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...