Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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