HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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