Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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