Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Yellow People !!

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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