A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Matt is a Duster!

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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