Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

woman's rights

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

you will like this because i am black.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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