- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

quantum physics?

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

123 f*ck off

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.