- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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