Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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