- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

How old are you? 7

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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