Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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