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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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