- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Rylan Clark

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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