How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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