Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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