A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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No

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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