what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Anti Joke

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