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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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