- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

What did the man say to his doctor?

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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