- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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