Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

So a horse walks into a barn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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