- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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