why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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