- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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