What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Turkey Balls

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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An anti-joke

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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