Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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