You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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No

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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