- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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