- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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