A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Roses are red, yup.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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