A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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