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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

A house comes around the corner.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

race-car = rac-ecar

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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