Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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you will like this because i am black.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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