I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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