- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.