How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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