- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

why did the blue berry cross the road

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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