- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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