Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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