Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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