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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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