- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many light bulbs? 1

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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