Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

SHUT UP JP

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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