- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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