What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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My jeans

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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I <3 Hitler

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Read a Book.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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João Duarte reads this.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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