What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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