Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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a man checks his mypsace

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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school homewrok

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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