- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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