- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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